There are certain advantages to visiting your parents who live out in the middle of a swamp. The most obvious being, that there is a rare opportunity to bear witness to the billions of horny frogs that put on an amazing tadpole symphony at night during fornication season, and getting to hang out with wild ducks and turkeys that quack cool gobble noises. The downside, as there is to most wondrous things in life, is the sluggish dial-up internet connection that makes me feel like I'm in sixth grade experiencing the WWW for the first time, trying to guess what body part or shape or entity is being drawn up on the screen pixel by pixel. So, thanks to the swamp, I can't tell you shit about what is in this video since streaming is simply far too complex a script for swamp-net. Help me re-connect with reality: leave your interpretation in the comments below?

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There are certain advantages to visiting your parents who live out in the middle of a swamp. The most obvious being, that there is a rare opportunity to bear witness to the billions of horny frogs that put on an amazing tadpole symphony at night during fornication season, and getting to hang out with wild ducks and turkeys that quack cool gobble noises. The downside, as there is to most wondrous things in life, is the sluggish dial-up internet connection that makes me feel like I’m in sixth grade experiencing the WWW for the first time, trying to guess what body part or shape or entity is being drawn up on the screen pixel by pixel.

So, thanks to the swamp, I can’t tell you shit about what is in this video since streaming is simply far too complex a script for swamp-net. Help me re-connect with reality: leave your interpretation in the comments below?