So, chances are by now that you've seen or at least heard of the recent KOTD battle between Canibus and Dizaster in which Canibus whips out his rhyme book mid-battle. What you haven't seen yet is the spoof apology from Canibus (from a fake Tumblr account), which more than makes up for his performance.
Hit the skip to read the mock apology.
There is nothing better than to start your week off with some humour. This weeks episode of MTV's Punk'd featured who Ashton Kutcher describes as "The kid from Nickelodeon that raps now." In the episode, Drake thinks him and his road manager C.J. Gibson are going to meet Vice President, Joe Biden.
Things turn into a disaster when an earthquake, a pregnant lady and a taser all put a hold on Drizzys "meeting" with the Vice President of America. This is some funny stuff and Drake's reactions are priceless! Watch the hilarious video below. Also check out Drake's recently announced OVO Fest plans if you missed all the twitter buzz last night.
I'm on Punk'd tonight. I hope you allllllll have a good laugh. I will never forget that day for as long as I live @aplusk
I don't usually post this kind of stuff. But, what in the fuck? Young rappers and producers: if a "real" rap career doesn't pan out, don't worry because looks like your local private bible college will put you on their outreach and admissions payroll! Shalom.
The reason why I'm posting this is because I find it so interesting to see how Fifty is applying his laws of success to something simple as shoveling snow. If you haven't been paying attention to the news, New York State and surrounding areas have had a bunch of snow and 50 Cent is certainly making an opportunity for himself.
The quotes below are from Fifty twitter profile.
I got 4 people on one street to agree to my fee after they saw the first job I did. Now I'm looking for employees.
I'm paying 30 dollars and hour I only want 3 workers that 90 dollars and hour but I think we can do all 4 in a hour in a half. Lol.
One is a cute kid he has on a snow suit. So I'm sending him to ring the door bell to ask if we can shovel there snow. Lol.
When you look at his eyes its hard to tell him no. lol then I come to tell them how much they have to pay us. Lol.
This snow moving business is just to see if laws apply to every business. After the first job I got 4 more now I have 3 kid I hired.
On the final late night summer edition of the Come Up Show, we had a discussion about the best smiles in rap on the chat boards. Chedo was kinda joking when he said he was going to start a contest about this (not everyone agreed with my --still standing-- vote for SHAD), so a post featuring some of the best grinnage in the game is the next best thing. Who has the best smile in hip-hop?
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